You never know if you will ever need it or not, but why take chances, be prepared! You can get your very own over at ThinkGeek right now, for only $79.99. This makes a great gift idea for those who have almost everything, but you want to give them something unique that could be useful down the road if need be.
#1 most popular item in the : the SOG Tactical Tomahawk – One and a half pounds of 420 stainless steel zombie “persuasion.” 15 3/4 in. long. 8 1/4 in. blade. Fiberglass-reinforced nylon handle and sheath. Never needs reloading.
In addition to this awesome piece of hardware, you also get the following:
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Zombie Crime Scene Tape
Warn others while you can.
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Collapsible Shot Glass
Because it’s important to stay hydrated on the run.
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Dissolving Hand Soap Sheets
Zombie killing gets messy.
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Survival Kit in a Sardine Can
25 items, super convenient.
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CRKT Eat’N Tool
Never face the undead without your trusty spork.
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Zombie Jerky
Run away faster with 15g of protein in each serving.
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Tool Logic Survival Card with Firestarter
Zombies bad. Fire good.
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Zombie Blast Energy Shot
Keep on the move with this.
… plus a length of 550 lb. paracord for good measure, all packed in a black, lightweight, nylon drawstring bag that has the biohazard symbol printed on it and the helpful instructions, “/ In Case of Outbreak: Open Bag.” And, in case you skipped over that paragraph at the top: THE SOG TACTICAL TOMAHAWK IS PART OF THE . We now return you to your regularly scheduled zombie apocalypse.
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Dawn Kropp says
LOL!!! My sister-in-law’s fiance would love this post. I’m sharing with him!
Tom Shewbridge says
Thank you Dawn! Thanks for the share! Have a great day! Thanks for stopping by!
Kelley Johnsen says
haha, this is cool! No I am not ready and I guess I need to start preparing!
Tom Shewbridge says
You can start off with this item! Thanks for commenting! Have a great day! Brainsss!